Achieving drinking goals is just like accomplishing anything else in life, except with more vomit and hangovers. But if you look around and find your computer desk is covered in empty beer cans, you might be having trouble conceiving ways to turn your hobby it something you can brag about.Fortunately, TastyBooze has complied quite a list of suggestions for any hard drinker: drink a case in a day, brew your own beer, and attend an AA meeting to name a few.
Although we admire TastyBooze's suggestions, we at Asylum thought that we could add a few more dreams goals you might want to go after before sobering up.
-- Edward 40 Hands. While neither a useful nor proud accomplishment, duct taping two forties to you hands is a wonderfully cheap way to kill a college afternoon.
-- Lose at least one job because you arrived to work drunk. Bonus points if you have kids.
-- Have at least one photo of yourself make it into an Asylum gallery of drunks behaving badly.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.