Police in Warren, Ohio, were surprised to see a woodland creature pop out of a woman's substantial bosom as they questioned her in a murder case. When we die and then come back to life, we're really really hoping it's as a squirrel who lives in a woman's shirt. But, like, not this woman.

Here's a sentence we never expected to type: After the jump, watch a video of a squirrel popping out of a woman's cleavage.