Mark Muller, the owner of a car and truck dealer named Max Motors in Texas (why is that location no surprise) has been offering a free AK-47 semi automatic machine gun with the purchase of every pick-up truck. An ardent lover of the American way of life, Muller truly believes that his gun promotion is a "healthy way" of encouraging sales and protecting fellow Americans at the same time. What's more, this is not the first time that the dealer has run such a promotion. The current slogan, "Guns, God, Guts and American Pick-Up Trucks" was inspired by the success of his previous year's campaign which offered free hand guns with every car purchase.

Of course, if he'd just offer free air conditioning, his customers would be driving less angry and wouldn't need that gun in the first place.