And that's exactly what the Internet has done, following every rumour, hazy image and tidbit of information with rabid fervour.
Actual footage of the film, however, has remained frustratingly hard to find... Well now the trailer has been released, and it turns out there's a reason for its previous absence. To be blunt, this film looks rubbish -- a mess of CGI, blue Jar-Jar Binks lookalikes and risible sci-fi dialogue.
Check it out after the jump.

