Have you noticed how brands of single-malt scotch insist on using the article The in the name? The Macallan? Perhaps we should try that with our ubiquitous plastic jug of The Bottom Shelf Piss. Well now, one of the The culprits, The Dalmore, has rolled out an exclusive line of scotch that you might consider purchasing if you're sick of collecting gold. The Sirius goes for 10,000 pounds sterling. That's a lot, but you have to hand it to the Scottish for planning this out, however -- the malt has been maturing since 1951, and they're only making 12 bottles.
If you're in the market, you should jet right over to Heathrow, where you might be able to pick up a bottle on your way to buying a small Caribbean island that you plan to relocate to Dubai, or whatever it is outrageously rich folks do these days. [via Luxist]
