Watch out, westies, homeboys, grommits, and bogans. Turns out it's the ones spending too much time and money on skin and hair care that are now causing the trouble at night clubs. That's if you believe Scott Mellor, party promoter who started off in Perth and is now kicking off the Dorcia event in Melbourne.

He's banning people from entering if they wear low-cut V-neck shirts, pointed white shoes, polos with popped collars, blond tipped hair, or other sterotypical metrosexual looks.

"No dressing up like David Beckham," is another way Mellor puts it.

Are these the biggest worry at night spots? The trouble makers? Or is Mellor missing a trick elsewhere?

More to the point, would you dig a club that DOESN'T have these kinds of guys hanging around?