A man so naturally funny he can make paving slabs chuckle (maybe) and force a smile out of the grumpiest of uptight businessmen (probably), Ross Noble definitely isn't your average comedian.

Far from the rigidly orchestrated set-up and punch line delivery technique employed by many a gagsmith, Ross just wanders onto the stage, says chucklesome things about pretty much anything, pops home, has a Kinder Surprise, and goes to bed.

And who does he go home to bed with? His Aussie wife. Bonus points there, Rossco.

So we decided to test just how funny he could be off the cuff by subjecting him to Asylum's tried-and-tested personality test.

Find out about the best thing he's ever stolen, how he thinks Lost is going to end and what he thinks about Kinder Eggs after the jump.

Nobleism is out now